i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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