If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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