We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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