If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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