I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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