She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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