it was like his penis was on wheels.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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