i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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