Cold hands, warm shart.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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