i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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