Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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