Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Yo dont text me then not text me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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