yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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