best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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