is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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