its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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