Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Boobs speak an international language.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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