Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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