Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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