we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Randomize