If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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