I have demons in me.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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