and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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