What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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