Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My penis needs a shock collar
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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