dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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