he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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