Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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