i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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