This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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