Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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