He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Still dying that you shit outside
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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