remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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