do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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