Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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