I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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