well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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