we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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