I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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