I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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