I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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