I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
tell me about the fingering
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