Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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