Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I have aggressive nipples.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize