I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I need moral support for this bender
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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