the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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