You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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