dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You took a bar mat shot.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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