check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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