Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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