I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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