Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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