Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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