if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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