He is like the real live version of the state fair..
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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