I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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